This isn't even a real reference question. It kind of falls under the "are you kidding me?" category, but it made me laugh.
So, a patron walks up to the desk and says, "I'm really hoping you can help me find something." It had been a busy day, so I immediately start thinking about books, dvds, database articles, websites, etc.
And then the patron says this: "Where I work, people have little dishes of candy and mints on their desks. I'm tutoring a student in five minutes, and my breath smells bad. Since this is where you work, I was hoping you or someone else had mints on their desk that you could go find for me."
I'm generally always happy to help someone, but this was a little bit over the top. But of course, many people in the library do have candy, mints, pretzels, brownies, cookies, coffee pots, etc., at their desk, so I really didn't need to go very far to find something for her. And she even said thank you.