Speaking as one of the people who nominated Swiss Army Librarian, however, I’m surprised that you didn’t get, like, first place. I’m forever stealing your reference ideas and learning from the posts you write. Which is really cool, because then I can take those ideas, present them to my library, and give the general impression that I am innovative and learned.

(If you want, I can transcribe that paragraph to a sticky note and drop it in the mail. You’d be able to hang it on your fridge– no magnet required!)