June 25th, 2009 Brian Herzog
This post has nothing to do with librarianship - just my own over-sensitiveness.
I've started to worry about being (almost) 35 and single. I mean, come on - male librarians usually need to turn down leading roles in Hollywood movies and offers to be on the covers of paperback romance novels.
But being single at an age when most other people are married with families seems to cause other people to go out of their way to include me and let me know they're okay with my singleness. Like, at Christmastime, when all my siblings and their spouses and kids each gather around the tree to take family photos, they make sure to remember to have me stand by the tree, by myself, so they can take a photo of my "family." Thanks for that, guys.
So, I also have to send out a thank-you to Amazon. This week I was browsing for books and noticed they have a whole section devoted to "Single Authors." I appreciate Amazon pointing out that unmarried authors are just as important as married ones.
But really, what? I'm guessing this refers to a book of poems all by the same author. I know they know what they're talking about, but perhaps less ambiguous wording is in order; this ranks right up there with the "Adult Movies" section in libraries.
March 19th, 2009 Brian Herzog
Finding information on library shelves always has an element of serendipity to it, but I experienced a bit of it with my request list and patron donations. Here's what I've been reading/watching this recently:
Dead Like Me - I've been watching this series on DVD for the last couple months, and the last movie came in last week. It's about a girl who is a grim reaper, living on earth in secret, helping souls cross over (and it has a frog in it).
Meet Joe Black - I'd never seen this movie, so when a patron donated the DVD, I took it home to watch it. It's about a guy who is death who visits earth, in secret, and helps a soul cross over.
The Black Book of Secrets - I requested this YA book months ago, and it came in last week. It's not about death, but is about the black and sinister secrets everyone carries with them in their lives (and it has a frog in it).
Blank Spots on the Map - This is the book I leave at work to read during lunch. It's about all the secret places in the country the government uses for intelligence work and top secret programs - in other words, Black Ops.
I always have a lot of things on request, and I thought it odd that this group would all find their way to me at about the same time. Perhaps, rather than serendipity or coincidence, this concurrent collection is actually revealing my true nature in all its secretive blacky deathness.
Or, perhaps I just like spies, YA novels, Mandy Patinkin and Brad Pitt. And frogs.
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January 1st, 2009 Brian Herzog
I rarely me-too these sorts of thing, but since I also don't do new year's resolutions*, I thought this might be a good first post for 2009:
THE 99 THINGS MEME
Things you’ve already done: bold
Things you want to do: italicize
Things you haven’t done and don’t want to - plain font
1. Started your own blog.
I've been doing this for about two years, but my first website dates to about 1996.
2. Slept under the stars.
3. Played in a band.
But only sort of. I was an official member of the imaginary band No Rhythm No Talent in college, but I did also learn enough bass guitar to actually play in front of people. Twice.
4. Visited Hawaii.
5. Watched a meteor shower.
6. Given more than you can afford to charity.
I do give money, but I'm not too keen on the "more than you can afford" part - that sounds counter-productive.
7. Been to Disneyland/world.
My family took a vacation every summer together while I was growing up, and one year we went to Disney World in Florida. The things I remember most are the Hall of Presidents, Space Mountain, and the fountains where tubes of water jumped from one hole to another.
8. Climbed a mountain.
The tallest mountain I've hiked is Mount Katahdin. I started up Mount Washington once, but too late in the day to make the summit. Probably the highest I've ever been hiking up Bear Creek Canyon to the falls, above Telluride, CO.
9. Held a praying mantis.
10. Sang a solo.
Never in public.
11. Bungee jumped.
I've had the opportunity, but this is one of those things that would be fun to do, but not fun enough to seek out and pay for.
12. Visited Paris.
I'd like to go to a lot of places in Europe, and Paris is somewhere on that list.
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea.
Both the Atlantic Ocean and Lake Erie, and Lake Erie was far more dramatic.
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch.
I'm going to avoid the whole art v. craft discussion, and just lay claim to recently teaching myself how to cane chairs.
15. Adopted a child.
16. Had food poisoning.
Courtesy of myself, I might add.
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty.
Kind of like Paris and bungee jumping - I'd do it if I had the opportunity, but I'm not sure how short the line would have to be.
18. Grown your own vegetables.
I'd love to be self-sufficient, but have never had much success with agriculture.
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France.
20. Slept on an overnight train.
When I was in Great Britain, I took a sleeper from Inverness to London. It was one of the most enjoyable uncomfortable nights of my life.
21. Had a pillow fight.
22. Hitch hiked.
Also when I was in Great Britain, except I was in Ireland at the time.
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.
That's the best time, as George Carlin says.
24. Built a snow fort.
Many times - luckily for my brothers and me, there were a couple other kids on our street, and we all liked playing outside.
25. Held a lamb.
I've never held a newborn lamb, but I have sheared a sheep. Does that count?
26. Gone skinny dipping.
27. Run a marathon.
While growing up, running was always punishment in the sports I played. The longest race I've run is a 5K, and I came in fourth to last - but I wasn't in the least bit tired, so that's good.
28. Ridden a gondola in Venice.
This is higher on my list than Paris.
29. Seen a total eclipse.
I know I've seen partial eclipses, but I'm not sure about a total.
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset.
Oddly, more sunrises than sunsets.
31. Hit a home run.
32. Been on a cruise.
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person.
Growing up in Northern Ohio, Niagara Falls was within easy driving distance, and my family went their many times. Also, I really like the show Wonderfalls.
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors.
35. Seen an Amish community.
Again, growing up in Northern Ohio affords a person many diverse opportunities.
36. Taught yourself a new language.
37.Had enough money to be truly satisfied.
It comes and goes.
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person.
I'll do this on the same trip as #28.
39. Gone rock climbing.
Indoor and outdoor.
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David in person.
41. Sung Karaoke.
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt.
43. Bought a stranger a meal in a restaurant.
44. Visited Africa.
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight.
46. Been transported in an ambulance.
47. Had your portrait painted.
But I have had my caricature drawn, and it's still hanging in my parents' basement.
48. Gone deep sea fishing.
49. Seen the Sistine chapel in person.
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling.
52. Kissed in the rain.
53. Played in the mud.
54. Gone to a drive-in theater.
Although not nearly enough.
55. Been in a movie.
I've been in both movies and television.
56. Visited the Great Wall of China.
57. Started a business.
I often think this would be a good idea, partly just to have a cool office space somewhere, but realistically probably not.
58. Taken a martial arts class.
59. Visited Russia.
60. Served at a soup kitchen.
My grandmother used to volunteer in a soup kitchen, and sometimes I'd go with her.
61. Sold Girl Scout cookies.
No, but I have bought many.
62. Gone whale watching.
63. Gotten flowers for no reason.
64. Donated blood.
I've also fainted after giving blood - I had forgotten to eat that day. Last time I made that mistake.
65. Gone sky diving.
I'm more interested in this than bungee jumping.
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp.
67. Bounced a check.
68. Flown in a helicopter.
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy.
Luckily I come from a family of collectors, so I get to play with some of my favorite childhood toys with my nieces and nephews.
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial.
I think all Americans should visit Washington, D.C. at least once.
71. Eaten Caviar.
72. Pieced a quilt.
73. Stood in Times Square.
74. Toured the Everglades.
I planned on doing this when I was in FL in 9/08, but unfortunately, a couple hurricanes were there at the same time and I had to change my plans.
75. Been fired from a job.
Not really, but I have had a mutually-agreed parting.
76. Seen the Changing of the Guard in London.
77. Broken a bone.
I have both had broken bones, and broken the bones of others.
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle.
Yes, and without wearing a helmet.
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person.
I know I've been italicizing all the travel items on this list, but this one is high on my list of places to see.
80. Published a book.
81. Visited the Vatican.
82. Bought a brand new car.
83. Walked in Jerusalem.
84. Had your picture in the newspaper.
I still have an album of these things in my parents' house.
85. Read the entire Bible.
Not all in one go, but growing up in Catholic school meant lots of reading.
86. Visited the White House.
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating.
I have if fish count, and I think they do.
88. Had chickenpox.
89. Saved someone’s life.
90. Sat on a jury.
This is something I have never been called to do - perhaps because I move around so much. I think it'd be interesting, and I don't understand why so many people try to avoid it.
91. Met someone famous.
92. Joined a book club.
I suppose it's odd that, being a librarian, I've never done this. But I'm okay with it.
93. Lost a loved one.
Grandparents and great-grandparents.
94. Had a baby.
I'm still not sure about this one.
95. Seen the Alamo in person.
96. Swum in the Great Salt Lake.
97. Been involved in a law suit.
Well, I was threatened with a lawsuit, but it never materialized.
98. Owned a cell phone.
This is one of my tech-nos.
99. Been stung by a bee.
For anyone who actually made it this far, there you go - happy new year.
*I don't make New Year's resolutions, but if I did, my resolution for 2009 would be to not go to movie theaters that don't pop their own popcorn.
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