Seuss Army Knife

This is one of the greatest designs ever:

My coworker saw this on 100 Scopes Notes - thanks Tricia.

See Also

• Brian’s Got a Brand New Blog
• Psst… Want a Sticker?
• Giant Swiss Army Knife

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Psst… Want a Sticker?

This is the week* I would have been at the Ohio Library Council’s annual conference, had it not been canceled. However, before I knew that, I had printed a bunch of Swiss Army Librarian stickers I was going to give to the people who came to my panel discussion.

Since that is no longer possible, I thought I’d offer them here. I have 40 of them, so the first 40 people to email me will get them - free, but you will need to send me an stamped return envelope (I’ll email you back with more details).

My cousin and graphic artist Tom created the artwork (thank you again), and CafePress did the printing. I put the same artwork on shirts, too, but haven’t seen how those look - maybe I’ll get one for myself for Christmas.

And speaking of gift ideas, here’s a few other Swiss Army-related products I’ve had kicking around in my bookmarks folder for awhile:

• T-shirts:
  • “Anger is the Swiss Army knife of Emotions”
  • WWMD?
  • The Geek Army knife
  • “Yes Kids, I’m A Toy”
  • Swiss Army Knives
• Swiss Chocolate Knife (this website also has a cool “image zoom” feature)
• Swiss Writing Knife for inspiration
• Swiss Army Knife costume (this definitely qualifies as “tool”)
• Jedi Swiss Army Knife
• Miss Army Knife (better than a purse)
• Uber-Shades (everything you need when you’re tooling around town)
• Left-handed Swiss Army Knife
• And remember that giant Swiss Army knife?

And just because I thought it was funny, here too is a Swiss Army Knife FAIL comic:

*This is also the week of NELA09, which I attended and blogged Sunday and Monday. Yay for library conferences.

See Also

• Giant Swiss Army Knife
• Welcome to SwissArmyLibrarian.net
• Brian’s Got a Brand New Blog
• Seuss Army Knife

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Giant Swiss Army Knife

The Surly Librarian tipped me off to this monster Swiss Army Knife - 85 tools and almost 3 pounds.

At first I thought it was just photoshoppery, but then I realized it is for sale, and there’s a video of it in operation.

If I had bigger pockets, maybe I’d ask for one for Christmas. No, probably not - I’m pretty happy with mine.

See Also

• Psst… Want a Sticker?
• Welcome to SwissArmyLibrarian.net
• Seuss Army Knife
• MacGyver Movie In The Works?
• Brian’s Got a Brand New Blog

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