A friend of mine is reading This is a Book, by Demetri Martin, and shared the passage below with me.
I know it's a humor book, but I found one of the comments only marginally funny. Well, not that it was unfunny, but moreso that I have just always sort of taken it for granted.
The line I'm talking about is the fourth one up from the bottom on the page below. As a friend of mine from college used to say, "I am the norm; everyone else is just a deviation from me."
Also, the boomerang one is funny.